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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:24:38 GMT
kng mgiging tau, mamahalin kita ng parang rexona, coz i wont let you down!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:24:45 GMT
Bagyo ka ba? Ang lakas kc ng dating mo.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:24:49 GMT
sana naging dugo nlng ako. para lagi akong nsa puso mo
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:24:56 GMT
boy: kala ko ba matalino ka, bat d moko kyang sagutin?
girl: eh ksi nga matalino ako at alam ko d ikaw ung sagot!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:03 GMT
Epinephrine ka ba? Kaw lang kc pwdeng bumuhay sa namamatay kong puso. (banat ng mga taga ER)
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:08 GMT
REDHORSE KBA?? LAKAS TAMA KSI AKO SAYO !!!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:14 GMT
para kang asukal, ang sweet mo kc.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:19 GMT
sana science na para you’re in lab with me XD
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:25 GMT
para kang bangko! ang laki na ng interes ko sayo!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:31 GMT
Ibbenta ko sau sarili ko sa mataas na presyo para matawag mo kong “mahal”
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:36 GMT
para kang malutong na pera, ayaw kitang ibigay sa iba
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:41 GMT
@joanna: if you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you would be McGorgeous. aliw!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:46 GMT
nakalunok ka cguro ng electricfan. ang hangin mo kase
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:51 GMT
tae ka ba? hindi kasi kita kayang tiisin.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:25:57 GMT
kamag-anak mo ba cna tupperware at cellophane? plastik ka rn kc eh.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:07 GMT
hypermart k b? (clap twice) coz’ im “happy to serve” you!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:12 GMT
my diatabs ka ba??natatae kasi ako s taranta kapag nakikita kita! haha
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:18 GMT
Mangkukulam kba? Ginayuma mo ata kc ako eh.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:22 GMT
si nemo ka ba? lagi nlng kitang hinahanap.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:27 GMT
ballpen ka ba? kc papel ako. perfect match tayo!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:32 GMT
Band aid kba? Pwde ba ktang ilagay sa sugatan kong puso.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:38 GMT
nakapagreview ka na ba? kasi mamaya pasasagutin na kita
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:43 GMT
Sa sobrang dami ng mga cheesy lines ngayon wala na kong maisip na iba. Ikaw na lang ang nasa isip ko.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:49 GMT
Apoy ka ba? Kasi a-lab, a-lab, a-lab you… DD
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:26:55 GMT
Banat ng bitter na ex: “So what kung may chemistry kayo? Bukod sa may history tayo… I know your anatomy…”
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:00 GMT
cellphone ka ba? kc d kita maiwan-iwan.
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:07 GMT
para kang utot,… nakakatakot pakawalan, nakakamatay pag pinakawalan!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:20 GMT
Lahat na nagmamahalan, tayo na lang ang hindi… v
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:27 GMT
pra kang facebook. d ako mkatulog dhil sau!
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Post by Admin on Mar 25, 2016 7:27:33 GMT
SM ka ba? Because you got it all for me.
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